The Saint
A Suitable Subject
Zuleika Cheatle-Conte, Michele Giovia, and Charles McNeill
help you find your true intellectual calling
3. How will you pay back your loans?
A: With another loan
B: Daddy
C: With your teachers salary
D: Curing cancer
E: Insider trading
F: The dole
2. What's your biggest fear?
A: Nuclear war
B: Dundee
C: Translating Middle English
D: Talking to girls
E: Another recession
F: Conforming
1. Where do you call home?
A: North America
B: Surrey
C: The 18th Century
D: Anywhere indoors
E: Continental Europe
F: Taste
5. What's you life mantra?
A: With great power comes great
responsibility - Spiderman
B: I don't do fashion, I am fashion.
- Coco Chanel
C: To the uneducated, an A is just
three sticks. - Eeyore
D: E = mc^2 - Albert Einstein
E: Show me the money. -
Cuba Gooding Jr
F: There is no god higher than truth.
- Ghandi
Results
Mostly As: IR
You came all the way from North America to appreciate a new culture but wouldnt be too fussed if you never had to meet a real Scottish person. You dont mind being in lectures of 300 people, because you know one day this will all pay off when you land that great job at the UN, or anywhere interesting that is willing to pay you for your vague skill set.
Mostly Cs: English
You love dusty libraries, the smell of old books and the idea that someday you could actually have a job doing what you love - reading. If god does exist hed see to it that you landed some amazing career at a publishing company where you could sip tea and pretend you lived in a time before the e-reader and the television, where people just sat and read by a crackling fire. You know youll probably just end up teaching.
Mostly Bs: Art History
While people may secretly mutter about your Hope Street flat or the way you overdress for your morning lecture, you know that their comments only stem from jealousy. Youre sure that your parents will get you a job after graduation, so you can afford to advise into modules where you study the architecture of Eton. People judge, but how do they know that you don't just really love Art History?
Mostly Ds: The Hard Sciences
You don't mind the idea that your North Haugh location will keep you segregated from the Arts students - they don't know what real work is anyway. Your idea of a great night out involves the Union, and to you Number 40 is just that thing that comes between 39 and 41. You hate that St Andrews has been overrun by the posh crowd, but you'll get over it, because you know that you'll be the one with the future that means something.
Mostly Es: Economics
You're smart, you're arrogant, you're money hungry. You run the finance end of all the town's social events and know that one day your keen business sense will ensure a future of financial security. Just be careful though - in ten years time the government will have probably run out of bail out money, and you may actually have to be responsible for that risky investment.
Mostly Fs: Philosophy
Taste isn't the word you use to describe somethings flavour, but rather, your mothership. Your mind is occupied with the complexities of the universe, and youll spout your metaphysical theories even if no one is listening. You'd love to be a prominent intellectual one day, but if all else fails youll settle for fruit picking.
4. What is your drink of choice?
A: Gin and Tonic
B: Gin and Diet Tonic
C: Earl Grey Tea
D: Anything from the Union
E: A stein of Heineken
F: Soya Chai
