Festival season is well underway. Seasoned festival-goers will be more than aware of the impact these often 3 day long raves can have on your liver, your personal hygiene, and your wallet. Plenty of water-only days and several long hot showers can usually solve the first two, but if you want to have a great time without worrying about rupturing your overdraft limit, you might want to start thinking green.
For the past four years I have been a festival goer. An expensive affair considering there is no running water in your bedroom, and the guarantee of a peaceful night does not come as standard. Parking is extra, as is the rather essential event timetable, and you can even use a ‘posh loo’ if you are prepared to take out a small mortgage. Last year mum did ask if I would not prefer to spend the money on several spa days, or even on some much needed new clothes; little did she realise a massage parlour, clothes shop and pop up hair salon were available (for a price) on site. The gourmet food stalls must also be noted, serving healthy wraps, Thai cuisine and super-fruit smoothies. With such abundant consumerism, many will find it remarkable that for the last two years I have returned with more money in my purse than I left home with. The secret: paper cups.
One day, out the corner of my eye I saw a grubby drunken man picking up used paper cups from the mud so excitedly that the scene almost resembled Gollum finding The Ring. After attending a few festivals, such behaviour is seen as largely normal and I dismissed him, instead making my way to the main stage for the Arctic Monkeys. However, it soon dawned upon me that each cup was worth 10p and I had just trodden on about 20 cups. Soon the sea of people faded and all I could see was cups everywhere, so I decided to pick a few up and see how many I could get. Was it beer inside or was it urine? To my astonishment I didn’t seem to care. I spent 10 minutes picking up cups, stacking them on top of each other and emerged from the waiting crowd with 65 cups. I took them to the nearest cup collection point and was given £6.50 in return. This was the start of my obsession, and by the end of the day I had made £50. That night I had a lovely stone-baked pizza with a cocktail sat in my new camping chair. It was such a success that last year I decided only to take enough money to see me through the first day and once again I covered my parking, timetable, food and drinks costs all through my litter picking efforts.
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